My friend, Chuck Ivy, sent the following email off to the guy who has
spamscam.com

Holy shit.

Letter below:

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction;
this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top
secret.

I am the Legal adviser of the Contract Review Panel instituted by Mr.
Snickers Holding Corp. (a subsidiary of Cattle Prod., Inc.) to probe/
review all Contracts executed and guacamole recipes made during the
Scottish run of the play "Urgent & Confidential: Dean Cameron's
Nigerian Spam Scam Scam". My colleagues on the Panel have mandated me
to seek your assistance in the transfer of the domain spamscam.com
into our control for the period of one month.

As you may know, the actor Dean Cameron and members of his posse
wasted dozens of hours through spurious contacts and emails to
foreigners between January - July 2003 and this is now the subject of
a successful play. In the course of our review, we have discovered
the domain spamscam.com, which the actor could not transfer from the
dedicated account of Network Solutions, Inc. before his sudden trip
to Edinburgh in August 2005. It is this domain that my colleagues
and I have decided to acquire for us through your assistance. This
assistance becomes crucial because we cannot acquire the funds
necessary to pay off the current owner in our names and as fictional
TV characters we are not allowed to own or operate foreign bank
accounts (or domain names). We have thus developed a, fool proof,
legal and totally risk free scheme through which the domain can be
transferred to our DNS account within a very short time. The scheme
is to use our position and influence on the Panel to represent you as
a foreign Contractor beneficiary of the domain. We shall arrange all
documentation to support this claim and get Approval for the transfer
of the domain for our benefit on your behalf.

The scheme is perfected to be 100% risk free and we are sure the
domain can arrive our Account within 10 working days from when you
agree to assist us. You should acknowledge the receipt of my mail
through the above e-mail address so we can further discuss the
modalities of your cooperation and negotiate the charge for the usage
of our Account. You definitely have a lot to benefit from this
transaction as we are prepared to give you between 20% of the
guacamole recipe as soon as we secure it in our account.

Please, endeavor to send me an e-mail indicating your interest as to
enable me furnish you with my confidential telephone/fax number
through which we can communicate with you in confidence (in your
response) as the need for secrecy is great to this transaction. We
expect your urgent response.

Yours faithfully,

Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law

¶ 5:58 AM