weird after two of the most beautiful days, ever, it's raining. odd. isn't
that odd how it will just begin raining?

quaint.

by the way, everyone hates americans here. all the stand-up comics
make jokes about americans. it's an easy laugh. we're the pollock
jokes.

i went on at "spank" a late, late, late-night club, with the pc
cowboys last night. some scottish cunt began heckling us. just because
we're fucking american. he was going on about invading and taking shit
over.

ass.

provenz' got up later and said some wonderful and amazing things. the
main point being that everyone has an american friend, so we're not
that bad, right?

american jokes are the dick jokes of the uk stand-up.

i took laundry in. it will be nice to pay six million dollars for some
clean shirts, underwear and socks.

i'm having a meeting tuesday with the p.r. guy and the producers
regarding the show. there have been a lot more critics in, if the
reviews are anything at all like the two that are out now, we should
be able to sell out the rest of the festival. it's only 14 more days.

but who is counting, really?

oh, it might be me... perhaps.

i'm having a blast playing with the pc cowboys. now i know the songs
and am having fun, musically, with them. here's hoping they don't want
me to de-busy some of the parts i'm playing.

victor and i are having a blast doing the show. we keep reminding
ourselves that we're spoiled by the audiences here. back home, it's
going to be a fight trying to get butts in seats. it's a fight here,
but 25 people is a LOT in l.a.

went to see dan antopolski's show last night. i think he might have
been having an off night. he sure is smart and quick. plus, no
"americans sure are stupid and violent" jokes.

except for those ones about guns.

interesting to see that perspective; that we're all gun crazy. the
idea that it's nice to be able to defend yourself... ah never fucking
mind.

only 14 days left.

"would you like some..."

"NO NO NO!!! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!!!"
  ¶ 4:28 AM